I really am a fat sack of crap… I know I know I’m meant to love myself first before I can start my journey of weight loss…but seriously – not a great weekend for motivation
Before I start pouring out my fat heart, I have to let you know that my wife has successfully reached the 9 week mark. She is doing incredibly, except for the morning sickness (actually afternoon sickness), lethargy, the need to pee the whole time, and, as she puts it, the need to want to eat and throw up and the same time! She is doing an awesome job, and I have to keep telling myself to be a better person for the person she is growing inside of her.
That right there! That is my motivation. My unborn child. I’m doing this for L’il Chicken (the nickname we’ve given it) Ho-ly crap. I never would have worked that out if I hadn’t been at a coffee shop before work getting all of this junk out of my head…trying desperately to find a motivation to both lose weight and type a blog to motivate me to lose weight. Woah Inception reference…this early? All jokes aside, I do have inside me the ability to do this, though history denotes I will fail again. Dammit.
So onto me. I am 36 and I’ve had a weight problem all of my life. A fat kid, a fat teenager, a fat adult. I have had brief interludes of being a ‘norm’ – these include the ages from 12 – 14, 19 – 21 and a small stint as a 29yo. Every time, I’ll bounce back to my bad ways…why? Because its easier to eat badly (especially as young adult). We live in a world where fat processed crap rules our tables, our bottom lines and our wallets.
I’ve even had laparoscopic banding surgery in an effort to curb my fatness. I have told NO ONE this. Its a real shame point for me as, well, I’ve failed at that too. That said, God knows how big I’d be without it. I guess the problem with the lap-band is that you can ‘eat your way around it’ with a glass of water and the drive to finish that plate of food regardless if you’re going to vomit it up in a few minutes. Sick huh? It did work for a time, but (and you can see a real pattern forming) I didn’t follow through with that either.
I’m terrified of scales. Terrified. They are the ultimate truth after all and who wants that? Not a fatty. Not a fatty. The good news about this phobia is I’ve done the unthinkable and purchased a set of 200kg scales from eBay. They’re in the mail and I’m actually looking forward to getting them.
My weekend was a weekend of plenty. I think I shovelled 4 cupcakes into my food hole yesterday. The upside is I went for a 7.4km walk with the pups on Saturday morning, which was great…but I ate the difference…which was bad.
Saturdays Walk (Proof!)
So what now?
Breakfast before work was a banana, two poached eggs, two pieces of toast (no butter), 2 sausages and a double espresso. My goal for today is to focus on the raw and the unprocessed today (Don’t judge me about the sausages…I have a problem). I’ll let you know how I go.
Fat-man out!